Sigtalwab is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, kind camel.

Sigtalwab created dark matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigtalwab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sigtalwab, she will turn you into a sheep.

Sigtalwab's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Sigtalwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near birds while wearing cyan trousers and balancing four copper spheres on your arms.

4. Never talk about porpoises.

5. Never think about planets.