Lidyarbonbap is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, stupid grasshopper.

Lidyarbonbap created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidyarbonbap, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lidyarbonbap, it will send minions to preach to you.

Lidyarbonbap's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Lidyarbonbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mites.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lidyarbonbap.

5. Never hop in holy places.