Farnadcam is a god.
She takes the form of a large, quiet
warg.
Farnadcam created matter four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Farnadcam, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Farnadcam, she will strike you with lightening.
Farnadcam's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.
Farnadcam's Holy Commandments1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Farnadcam on top of all buildings.
2. Do not keep eight ducks in a large pit.
3. Never talk about fluid mechanics.
4. Never think about black holes.
5. Never mention seals.