Farnadcam is a god.

She takes the form of a large, quiet warg.

Farnadcam created matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnadcam, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Farnadcam, she will strike you with lightening.

Farnadcam's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Farnadcam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Farnadcam on top of all buildings.

2. Do not keep eight ducks in a large pit.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Never mention seals.