Ratkoplarp is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, thoughtless fox.

Ratkoplarp created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratkoplarp, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ratkoplarp, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Ratkoplarp's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Ratkoplarp's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never think about optics.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never eat nuts.