Loopmutwon is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, proud butterfly.

Loopmutwon created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Loopmutwon, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Loopmutwon, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Loopmutwon's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Loopmutwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always help foxes.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.