Rullfudfen is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, tiresome otter.

Rullfudfen created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullfudfen, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rullfudfen, she will cry a lot.

Rullfudfen's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Rullfudfen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always help monkeys.

3. Do not hurt grasshopers.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Rullfudfen in the centre of the settlement.