Geb is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthinking goat.

Geb created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Geb, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Geb, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Geb's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Geb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never feed wheat to manatees while wearing tights.

5. Do not trade with those who eat melons.