Bopbudjap is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-confident armadillo.

Bopbudjap created an up quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Bopbudjap, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bopbudjap, he will turn you into a rock.

Bopbudjap's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Bopbudjap's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics near bats while wearing mauve tights and balancing six gold spheres on your legs.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never wear stockings.