Rawdanbus is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, able crow.

Rawdanbus created a photon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawdanbus, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rawdanbus, he will refuse to believe in you.

Rawdanbus' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Rawdanbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back red.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not hurt rats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Run away if four frogs approach from the west.