Bappakveg is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unsympathetic fox.

Bappakveg created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bappakveg, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bappakveg, she will be mildly annoyed.

Bappakveg's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Bappakveg's Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Always look after injured foxes.

4. You must never eat onions.

5. Do not covet oxen.