Rigzaghak is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-knowing skunk.

Rigzaghak created a quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rigzaghak, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rigzaghak, it will turn you into a worm.

Rigzaghak's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Rigzaghak's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never feed lentils to horses while wearing jumpers.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not wear yellow clothing.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.