Gomrawbod is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, narcissistic hummingbird.

Gomrawbod created everything that exists four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomrawbod, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gomrawbod, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gomrawbod's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Gomrawbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. You must love Gomrawbod.