Zigontgar is a god.

She takes the form of a large, grumpy gerbil.

Zigontgar created the world seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zigontgar, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zigontgar, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Zigontgar's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Zigontgar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Put Zigontgar first in all things.