Rapbabloop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, sage elephant.

Rapbabloop created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapbabloop, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rapbabloop, she will turn you into a mouse.

Rapbabloop's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Rapbabloop's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange dolphins, for they are unholy.

2. Do not hurt rats.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Rapbabloop.