Kintitpib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, unjust frog.

Kintitpib created the solar system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kintitpib, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Kintitpib, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Kintitpib's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Kintitpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Never paint your arms orange.

5. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Kintitpib in the centre of the settlement.