Litbompark is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, sapient hare.

Litbompark created an up quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Litbompark, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Litbompark, she will turn you into a rock.

Litbompark's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Litbompark's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism near shrews while wearing gray coats and balancing nine iron spheres on your neck.

2. Always obey Litbompark's priests.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

5. Always help sick ants.