Stragfomgon is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, generous deer.

Stragfomgon created a quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragfomgon, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Stragfomgon, she will turn you into a frog.

Stragfomgon's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Stragfomgon's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Erect five zinc sculptures of Stragfomgon on top of important buildings.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always stare at clouds.