Gommegcat Sathigdun is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, fussy mink.

Gommegcat Sathigdun created the cosmos four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gommegcat Sathigdun, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gommegcat Sathigdun, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gommegcat Sathigdun's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Gommegcat Sathigdun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about gooseberries.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Gommegcat Sathigdun on top of all buildings.

3. You must never eat oranges.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Never hurt capybaras.