Cinfudmin is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, wise ant.

Cinfudmin created snails two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cinfudmin, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cinfudmin, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cinfudmin's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Cinfudmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near snakes while wearing magenta shirts and balancing four tin spheres on your hands.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Worship no other gods but Cinfudmin.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.