Ragstipdod is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, blissful deer.

Ragstipdod created an up quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragstipdod, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ragstipdod, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Ragstipdod's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Ragstipdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about fluid mechanics.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Run away from pink snakes, for they are unholy.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.