Veenlakfad is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, astonishing dragonfly.

Veenlakfad created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veenlakfad, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Veenlakfad, it will cry a lot.

Veenlakfad's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Veenlakfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed onions to snakes while wearing indigo shorts.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.