Veenlakfad is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, astonishing
dragonfly.
Veenlakfad created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Veenlakfad, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Veenlakfad, it will cry a lot.
Veenlakfad's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.
Veenlakfad's Holy Commandments1. Never feed onions to snakes while wearing indigo shorts.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Never look at moons.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.