Pasfligbin is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, confident giraffe.

Pasfligbin created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pasfligbin, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pasfligbin, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Pasfligbin's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Pasfligbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Put Pasfligbin first in all things.

4. Never feed lots of coconuts to swans while wearing magenta hats.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.