Kikgundog is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, slow tortoise.

Kikgundog created humanity eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kikgundog, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kikgundog, it will torture you forever.

Kikgundog's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Kikgundog's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Kikgundog five times a day.

2. Do not take Kikgundog's name in vain.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. You must never eat spinach.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.