Garvonkhotfebmumsin is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awesome wolf.

Garvonkhotfebmumsin created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Garvonkhotfebmumsin, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Garvonkhotfebmumsin, he will turn you into a snail.

Garvonkhotfebmumsin's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Garvonkhotfebmumsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan hats.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Garvonkhotfebmumsin.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

4. Retreat if four pigs approach from the north.

5. Always stare at clouds.