Tenmetten is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, confident
goose.
Tenmetten created water eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tenmetten, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Tenmetten, he will turn you into a giant snail.
Tenmetten's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.
Tenmetten's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about special relativity near snails while wearing purple trousers.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Tenmetten on top of all buildings.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.