Govrillhad is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, slow capybara.

Govrillhad created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Govrillhad, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Govrillhad, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Govrillhad's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Govrillhad's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always help aardvarks.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.