Cedfunciss is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, passionate
dolphin.
Cedfunciss created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cedfunciss, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Cedfunciss, it will turn you into a hamster.
Cedfunciss' most sacred site is Bodieve in England.
Cedfunciss' Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Never wear kilts.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Never talk about snails.