Cedfunciss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, passionate dolphin.

Cedfunciss created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedfunciss, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cedfunciss, it will turn you into a hamster.

Cedfunciss' most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Cedfunciss' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about snails.