Pakfudhan is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, self-confident walrus.

Pakfudhan created the planet Saturn three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pakfudhan, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pakfudhan, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Pakfudhan's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Pakfudhan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt aardvarks.

2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

3. Feed all hungry voles.

4. Erect four iron sculptures of Pakfudhan on top of important buildings.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.
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