Jarnvilwapmatbunfutzagpom
is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, passionate
hippopotamus
.
Jarnvilwapmatbunfutzagpom
created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Jarnvilwapmatbunfutzagpom
, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Jarnvilwapmatbunfutzagpom
, it will turn you into a duck.
Jarnvilwapmatbunfutzagpom's
most sacred site is Auvillar in France.
Jarnvilwapmatbunfutzagpom's Holy Commandments
1. Do not take Jarnvilwapmatbunfutzagpom's name in vain.
2. Never think about enzymes.
3. Never think about planets.
4. Run away if three turtles approach from the west.
5. Never talk about fire.
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