Rildottim is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, awesome manatee.

Rildottim created the universe six million years ago.

If you believe in Rildottim, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rildottim, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Rildottim's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Rildottim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.