Tarlooplib is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, omnipotent grasshopper.

Tarlooplib created the Sun two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tarlooplib, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tarlooplib, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tarlooplib's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Tarlooplib's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Tarlooplib.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always help cats in need.

4. Put Tarlooplib first in all things.

5. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.