Fudbamsog is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, effective penguin.

Fudbamsog created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fudbamsog, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fudbamsog, she will remove you from existence.

Fudbamsog's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Fudbamsog's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Fudbamsog.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fudbamsog.

3. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

4. Do not eat rice.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.