Listbossdod is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, prudent swan.

Listbossdod created the universe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listbossdod, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Listbossdod, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Listbossdod's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Listbossdod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

2. Always look after injured dogs.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never pour water over plants.