Vadmigmap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, competent wasp.

Vadmigmap created the planet Venus three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadmigmap, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vadmigmap, it will be mildly annoyed.

Vadmigmap's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Vadmigmap's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never mention sheep.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Vadmigmap.