Wigfunjarn is a god.
It takes the form of a large, staggering
donkey.
Wigfunjarn created the Cigar Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wigfunjarn, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Wigfunjarn, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Wigfunjarn's most sacred site is Brancion in France.
Wigfunjarn's Holy Commandments1. You must love Wigfunjarn.
2. Never think about fluid mechanics near cats while wearing pink shorts and balancing seven iron spheres on your hands.
3. Always help sick foxes.
4. Always help squirrels.
5. Wigfunjarn loves swans, so they must be honoured.