Gubhakdid is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, self-confident frog.

Gubhakdid created the solar system two million years ago.

If you believe in Gubhakdid, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gubhakdid, he will strike you with lightening.

Gubhakdid's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Gubhakdid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not take Gubhakdid's name in vain.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always treat cats with great respect.