Libsigzag is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, omnipotent goat.

Libsigzag created a top quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libsigzag, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Libsigzag, it will torture you forever.

Libsigzag's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Libsigzag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Libsigzag on top of all buildings.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Libsigzag in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not sprint in public.