Citbassfom is a god.

He takes the form of a large, two-faced unicorn.

Citbassfom created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Citbassfom, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Citbassfom, he will turn you into a snail.

Citbassfom's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Citbassfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Do not take Citbassfom's name in vain.

3. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

4. Never talk about archaea.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near bats while wearing blue trousers and balancing eight nickel spheres on your hands.