Citbassfom is a god.
He takes the form of a large, two-faced
unicorn.
Citbassfom created the Sol system two years ago.
If you believe in
Citbassfom, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Citbassfom, he will turn you into a snail.
Citbassfom's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.
Citbassfom's Holy Commandments1. Never write about stars.
2. Do not take Citbassfom's name in vain.
3. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.
4. Never talk about archaea.
5. Never think about solid mechanics near bats while wearing blue trousers and balancing eight nickel spheres on your hands.