Benhunwap is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, intelligent wasp.

Benhunwap created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Benhunwap, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Benhunwap, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Benhunwap's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Benhunwap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. You must love Benhunwap.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Hide if four hamsters approach from the north.

5. Learn six new languages a year.