Fitshavhog is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, benevolent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Fitshavhog created the Sunflower Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fitshavhog, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fitshavhog, he will cry a lot.

Fitshavhog's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Fitshavhog's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fitshavhog's priests.

2. Hide if four ants approach from the east.

3. Do not kill foxes.

4. Never feed gooseberries to pigs while wearing shirts.

5. Never talk about galaxies.
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