Gabjapfomcub is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, witless fish.

Gabjapfomcub created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabjapfomcub, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gabjapfomcub, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gabjapfomcub's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Gabjapfomcub's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five geese approach from the south.

2. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never hurt hamsters.

4. You must love Gabjapfomcub.

5. Do not chop down trees.