Maddod is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, clever wombat.

Maddod created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Maddod, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Maddod, it will be very sad.

Maddod's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Maddod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Retreat if eight moths approach from the east.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never talk about bacteria.