Koppitlig is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, ruthless dove.

Koppitlig created life nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Koppitlig, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Koppitlig, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Koppitlig's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Koppitlig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Always help sick tapirs.

3. Never feed grapes to hamsters while wearing purple jumpers.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not make images of living things.