Gedmisnurt is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, smart whale.

Gedmisnurt created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gedmisnurt, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Gedmisnurt, he will laugh at you.

Gedmisnurt's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Gedmisnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Learn four new languages a year.