Dagbestyam is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, quiet raccoon.

Dagbestyam created a photon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagbestyam, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dagbestyam, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Dagbestyam's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Dagbestyam's Holy Commandments

1. Dagbestyam loves frogs, so they must be respected.

2. Always help sick monkeys.

3. Do not hurt shrews.

4. Never think about gravity near capybaras while wearing yellow boots and balancing five platinum spheres on your legs.

5. Always treat porpoises with great respect.