Vanzigran is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unsympathetic zebra.

Vanzigran created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vanzigran, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vanzigran, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Vanzigran's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Vanzigran's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Vanzigran on top of important buildings.

3. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Vanzigran in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Do not eat cherries.