Ganxuckgam is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ill-tempered fish.

Ganxuckgam created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ganxuckgam, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ganxuckgam, it will not care.

Ganxuckgam's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Ganxuckgam's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not hurt sheep.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Run away if six cats approach from the north.