Nanfunnad is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, tiresome
mole.
Nanfunnad created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nanfunnad, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Nanfunnad, he will ignore you and hope you go away.
Nanfunnad's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.
Nanfunnad's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Never talk about fluid mechanics.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.