Nanfunnad is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, tiresome mole.

Nanfunnad created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nanfunnad, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Nanfunnad, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Nanfunnad's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Nanfunnad's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
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