Higjamman is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, charitable owl.

Higjamman created a charm quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Higjamman, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Higjamman, she will destroy your home planet.

Higjamman's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Higjamman's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Higjamman in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Never bounce in the presence of foxes.