Yartruttvonkwon is a god.

It takes the form of a small, effective mouse.

Yartruttvonkwon created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yartruttvonkwon, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yartruttvonkwon, it will not care.

Yartruttvonkwon's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Yartruttvonkwon's Holy Commandments

1. Yartruttvonkwon loves foxes, so they must be respected.

2. Do not hurt swans.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Yartruttvonkwon must be the most important thing in your life.