Yartruttvonkwon is a god.
It takes the form of a small, effective
mouse.
Yartruttvonkwon created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yartruttvonkwon, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Yartruttvonkwon, it will not care.
Yartruttvonkwon's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.
Yartruttvonkwon's Holy Commandments1. Yartruttvonkwon loves foxes, so they must be respected.
2. Do not hurt swans.
3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
4. Do not chant in public.
5. Yartruttvonkwon must be the most important thing in your life.